Sharon Osbourne Digs Plastic Surgery
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| With the help of plastic surgery, Sharon Osbourne has consistently remained hotter than her daughter Kelly. |
Sharon Osbourne recently confessed to spending a cool £300,000 on plastic surgery. There’s no doubt she was a real heifer before, so at least the money went to a good cause. Sharon’s impressive de-uglification bio includes gastric banding, a tummy tuck, liposuction, a full facelift, and a new boob job.
The last thing I had done were my breasts about three months ago. I am a 34DD now and Ozzy loves them.
It’s good to know Ozzy is happy with your breasts because if he fell into another suicidal depression and walked off a cliff, the three Ozzy fans in the world might get motivated to form a garage band dedicated to Ozzy, and that would only prolong memories of Ozzy. Hopefully he disappears one day and his face shows up on a milk carton so those three Ozzy fans will go search for him in the woods. Then they’ll never get motivated to start an Ozzy tribute band, sparing us all.
